When Becca was a baby, I jokingly nicknamed her Dracula because she would cry inconsolably if even the tiniest beam of sunlight touched her face.
So yesterday she wanders out of her room with a nosebleed. Her face is a mess and she’s sticking her tongue out to catch the trickle of blood.
B: “Look Mama, I’m a Vampire!! Did you know that Vampires drink blood? Did you KNOW that, Mama?”
Um yes … but how do YOU know that!?
B [fighting off all attempts to wipe her nose]: “No Mama. No Kleenex! I just want to be a vampire!”
So should I be worried?
Or do I finally have an excuse to buy her one of these super disturbing pacifiers?
That is HILARIOUS! I really have no idea where kids learn some things. Truly. It amazes me the stuff Jude tells me some days.
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Silly sponges.
Adorable! And such an abstract concept. You should follow Jude around with a camera and catch some of this stuff on video.
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